Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Benefits of Zombies

Over the past couple weeks, I have had to deal with a couple of crappy events in my life. On aspect of these events is that it has made me realize the genuine value of hordes of flesh-eating undead. Whenever things look bleak, just compare that situation to one which there were also zombies. Have a death in the family? Horrible. Compare that to a situation where you've had a death in the family and gory undead were moaning and pounding at your windows trying to satiate their hunger for living flesh. WAAAY worse. Everything is bleaker with zombies. They make any event relatively brighter! In comparison, every terrible thing to deal with in life is a joy! Zombies: better living through scenarios of undead carnage.

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